Table of Contents

Alpha: The wind can blow me

02: Center of gravitas

03: Epiglottal failure and the rat/man twitch

04: Livestock and folks trying to eat breakfast

05: Monster pilots and paradigms

06: A face made to be slapped

07: The skull squeeze of compliance

08: A bad case of the Far Northerlies

09: Birds fly; pilots sigh

10: The weak in pictures

11: How does she look in an accelerometer?

12: The color of the fear rainbow

13: Better living through hypoxia

14: A bar-exterior barometer of interior peril

15: Warnings against smartastic remarks

16: Accurate spitterology and the fist of face removal

17: The dribble cup blues, featuring Goose Breath

18: Sling us a thong!

19: Parables of distraction from a puke-puddle philosopher

20: Starved to savagery on a diet of Visine and fingernails

21: A beerly legible list of unsolvable grievances

22: The casual threat of the rat god and his dream apple

23: The occasional corporate thigh

24: Outta the chair and up in the air

25: A scaro-dynamic no-fight, no-flight non-response

26: The flight bully goes virally hyper-boop

27: Believe in ballistics the bullet almighty

28: The last prayer-equivalent thought

29: An uncooperative puddle of hospital pudding

Omega: Keep an eye on the prize of plying the skies